Stargate: SG-1-A Drinking Game


Because we have warped, warped minds…here it is, the shippy, silly, Stargate drinking game. Please, do not try this without expecting to get drunk, and thus, do not drive after playing. It is a bad idea. Tequila or vodka works best, but in an emergency, any alcoholic drink will suffice, substituting one very large gulp for every required shot. For the underage, M&Ms or other chocolaty sweets may be substituted for shots. But be warned that excessive playing of the game that way could very well lead to stomach aches or cavities. Mind your dental hygiene, people.


Drink One Shot when:



Drink Two Shots when:



Drink Three Shots when:



Drink the Whole Bottle, Do A Jig, and Call It A Night when: